More Blob Paintings: Bunny Owl

#10 - The Moral Zit

Its little white face shone with righteousness.

"Ye who move too slowly shall be trodden upon by those who tread, while ye who zip and hop about with zest and vigor shall be spared and given beef sandwiches."

The crowd reacted silently, marveling at the moral sensibilities of the zit and secretly desiring to pop it.

#8 - The Sleeping Bunny

The bunny was feeling sick, she wasn't even hungry.

She went to bed early and fell straight to sleep with a fever.

I hoped very much she would feel better the next morning.

#6 - The Tactful Foot

The foot kept its mouth shut.

It never spoke out of turn or too loudly.

Even in the worst of situations, it maintained a bright, tasteful level of decorum.

#1 - On Pip-Beards

He came to me in a dream.

"You look a little like someone I've seen before, but your beard is longer." I said.

"This is what's called a 'pip-beard,'" he exclaimed gleefully, "It's short on the left and then 'pips' to the right!"