Who's there?
Robert.
Robert who?
Robert Michaelson-Brown.
What time was it when the elephant sat on the clock?
6:43 AM, GMT.
How many kings does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three.
A book never written: "Bleeding Chickens using Leeches" by Franklin McAdams.
What's the different between George W. Bush and a flower?
A flower has brightly-colored petals which help to attract bees.
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